My name is Duff. I work in a bicycle shop. I awoke in Jan 2007 when I saw a video of WTC7 fall like a giant sandcastle. Then I saw the tops of the twin towers exploding like Sideshow Bob's dreadlocks and I was changed forever. That Spring I observed the aerosol horrors taking place in our tragically thin atmosphere. I've researched this stuff quite thoroughly by now. I've sifted through a ton of BS and disinfo and used my powers of discernment and my gut feelings to arrive where I am. Most people don't want to know the truth. That was the biggest shocker of my whole awakening. This journey is a spiritual one for sure.
So here we are, stuck in these bodies, on a planet spinning through space. We live out our lives in a dream mostly. Sometimes we realize, holy shit, this is weird! What is this all about? How come some people want to dominate and prey on others? How come most people are willfully out-to-lunch on a permanent basis?
Things are getting exponentially weirder and weirder. Today I saw a TV ad that was using the song Mad World by Tears For Fears to sell bacon! But then again they used Dust In The Wind for an SUV ad once. They're taking down a statue of General Lee in New Orleans and putting up a Giant Crawfish. It's going to be Clinton vs Bush and people still don't get it. Planes make our clouds...I'm surrounded by complacent androids who have nothing interesting to say. Help!!!!
[deleted user] Back off that ledge man. As a fellow bike mech let me offer some advice: we all have to die of something. Fear not, because no matter what you are not going to make it out of here alive. You can use that to pull up a bottle of jack and do nothing or you can use it to become the most fearsome adversary these criminal mother fucking bankers have ever seen.